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Star Wars Day and Jokes

May the fourth be with you. A long time ago...in a galaxy not so far away...

The dawn of the fourth day of May approaches, the memes grow stronger, and the puns more powerful. With the forces of boring closing in, the Star Wars fandom must band together to fill the galactic interweb with powerfully bad Star Wars jokes.

The fate of the galaxy rests on the shoulders of one young Purplewan, destined to harness the power of these puns, and bring order back with the help of the Rebel Nerds.

There is no shortage of funny Star Wars jokes out in the galaxy. Unlike your typical Stormtrooper, some of these jokes actually hit their mark…others might make Jar Jar Binks look hilarious in comparison. Either way…these are the puns you’re looking for.

“Laugh It Up, Fuzzball”

The Force awakens. Five more minutes the force needs.

Thanks to these rebels!

The Pun is Strong With This One

Is BB hungry? No...BB-8

Why You Stuck Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf-Punner!

If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

The Dark Side of the Pun

The Darth Fader. I find your lack of bass disturbing.

Thanks to these rebels!

Pun is the Path to the Dark Side

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side.

Thanks to these rebels!

I Find Your Lack of Puns Disturbing

Ele-Vader

Thanks to these rebels!

Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi, You’re My Only Hope.

Use the mass times acceleration, Luke

Now That’s a Pun I Have Not Heard in a Long Time

Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Thanks to these rebels!

Pun, I Am Your Father

Lego Star wars clones with lego Chewbacca on table:

Thanks to these rebels!

Great pun kid, that was one in a million.

What kind of car takes you to a Jedi? A To-YODA

Thanks to these rebels!

I Suggest a New Strategy, R2…Let the Wookie Pun

Tupacca

Thanks to these rebels!

Pun is a Natural Part of Life

The moon vs the Dark Side of the Moon

Thanks to these rebels!

These Aren’t the Puns You’re Looking For

It's a wrap!